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Kate, 19, Australia.

Lovely to meet you.

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crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

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hanukkahlewinsky:

i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like 

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tommypickles:

hitting me with a star during Mario kart isn’t going to make your parents love you

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Rules to learning English

questlon:

1. their our know rules

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benjamin-strider:

perchu:

boys with collarbones (✿◠‿◠)

boys with clavicles (◕‿◕✿)

boys with spines (。♥‿♥。)

boys with patellas (≧◡≦)

boys with phalanges (◑‿◐)

boys with thoracic vertebrae (✿ ♥‿♥)

 

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hello ladies

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There’s been a lot of posts all over the internet about 50 Shades of Grey. Guys, I can’t stress this enough: if you don’t like it, don’t read it. Don’t go watch the movie. And also, can we please stop ripping it apart on social media. It is a work of fiction written by an author that is not into that lifestyle. You have to bear in mind there will be inconsistencies. Guys, IT IS FICTION. Remember that before you next go on a rant about the series. Again, if you don’t like it, that’s fine. But please, stop with the unnecessary slamming.

PS. E.L. James pursued her passion and dream. Have you?

queensbian:

queensbian:

What was Zeus’s stripper name?

Greece Lightning.

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beatlesboobsandbulges:

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

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gymleaderkyle:

if youre in a heterosexual relationship like who gets to be the woman and who gets to be the other woman?

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