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Kate, 19, Australia.

Lovely to meet you.

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holyghoul:

im just a human bean

(Source: jaatri, via pizza)

escruciate:

i have the tendency to forget how to breathe when im close to beating my highscore

(Source: sweatyboob, via redvvildrose)

hemogoblines:

hemogoblines:

remember when instead of touchpads laptops had those keyboard nipple things

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(via thegirlbehindscrawledletters)

surprisebitch:

no omfg

(Source: thecrystalstallion, via heliolisk)

yangderexiaolong:

Do you ever have that outfit you wear so often you think

"Yes, this is the outfit I’d be drawn in everyday if I was a cartoon"

(via casuallyhuntingthings)

"Telling [children] that sex is ‘only between mommies and daddies’ is a lie that leads to confused, hormone-charged teenagers. Telling them that sex is ‘only something that happens when two people love each other very much’ is a lie that causes hormone-charged teenagers to confuse ‘love’ with ‘lust,’ or ‘obsession.’ It leads to leaps of logic like, ‘If I have sex with this person, we must be in love.’ Or worse: ‘If I love this person, I have to have sex with him or her.’"

Lea Grover, "This Is What Sex-Positive Parenting Really Looks Like," HuffPosts: Parents (29 July 2014)

(via thegirlbehindscrawledletters)

billlateral:

fandom-life-for-me:

"hey I like this character let me go look them up"

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"well okay then"

Important lesson: Never look up anything on a wiki for a series you’re not finished with.

(Source: frickle-frackle-jensens-asshole, via casuallyhuntingthings)

drunkdilf:

bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less 

(Source: cyberho, via pizza)

…Imagine if the entire cast of Harry Potter had been giant, talking Bananas though…

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

 IMAGINE THE WEASLEY TWINS…

“Are you thinking What I’m Thinking, Fred?”

“I think I am George.”

“Let’s Fuck with Umbridge!”

(via perilouspaddock)

me: but it's 2 AM
stomach: did i fucking stutter
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